Tracker: A Hilarious Game of Cat and Mouse in the Land of the Long White Cloud
Imagine a world where a grizzled ex-Boer War guerrilla, Arjan (played by the ever-charming Ray Winstone), finds himself in New Zealand, chasing a Maori man named Kereama (the equally captivating Temuera Morrison) who’s accused of committing murder. Spoiler alert: it’s not just a game of tag; it’s more like a high-stakes hide-and-seek with a side of existential crisis.
So, Arjan, the man with a past that could fill a novel, is sent out to bring back Kereama, who’s like the ultimate hide-and-seek champion. As Arjan embarks on this manhunt, you can practically hear the sound of the British soldiers behind him, galloping like they just lost a bet on a horse. Their leader? Let’s call him Captain Buzzkill, whose only ambition seems to be to see Kereama swinging from a tree. Because, you know, that’s what the British do best – hang people and sip tea.
Now, you’d think this would be a straightforward chase, but oh no, my friends! The lush landscapes of New Zealand become a character of their own, with Arjan and Kereama playing a game of bushcraft and wits. It’s like Bear Grylls meets The Fugitive, but with more Maori mythology and less protein bars. The two men, despite being on opposite sides of the law, start to develop a bond that’s as unexpected as finding a vegan at a barbecue.
As the story unfolds, we see these two men growing to respect each other, which is quite refreshing. It’s almost like watching a buddy cop film, except there are no donuts and the stakes are life and death. The film takes the time to explore themes of honor, justice, and friendship – all while dodging bullets and the occasional bad British accent.
But just when you think they might just end up sharing a pint at the local pub, Captain Buzzkill and his merry band of British soldiers are hot on their trail, determined to serve up some colonial justice. Spoiler: they really need to work on their tracking skills because this isn’t a game of hide-and-seek; it’s a game of hide-and-seek-and-don’t-get-caught!
In the end, Tracker is not just about who will capture whom, but an exploration of what it means to be free and the bonds that can form in the most unlikely situations. It’s a tale of survival, respect, and a reminder that sometimes, the hunter becomes the hunted, especially when the British are involved. So grab your favorite beverage and settle in for a wild ride through New Zealand’s beautiful landscapes, because this film is a reminder that sometimes, the most thrilling chase is the one that leads to unexpected friendship.
In conclusion, Tracker is a delightful romp through the wilds of New Zealand, featuring enough twists and turns to keep even the most seasoned viewers on their toes. Just remember: if you see a Maori running through the bush, don’t join in the chase – you might just end up in a heartwarming buddy cop scenario!