Fallen

Fallen: A Dance with the Devil (and a Catchy Tune)

Picture this: you’re a detective, you’ve just executed a serial killer, and you think, “Finally, I can have a peaceful night’s sleep!” But wait! Enter John Hobbes (the ever-charismatic Denzel Washington), who quickly learns that peace is just a figment of his imagination, much like finding a decent cup of tea in a diner.

After the killer’s execution, Hobbes is feeling pretty smug until he notices something odd. People on the street start humming the same creepy little tune that the killer sang while waiting for the sweet release of death in the gas chamber. Spoiler alert: it’s not a catchy summer hit, but rather the theme song for a very bad day ahead!

As our intrepid detective digs deeper, he discovers that everyone’s favorite demon, Azazel, is back in town. This isn’t just any demon, mind you; Azazel is a shapeshifting angel who has taken a rather unfortunate turn into the world of possession. He can jump from host to host with just a touch, which, let’s be honest, is a bit of a party trick that no one asked for.

Hobbes’ investigation leads him down a twisted path where he realizes that Azazel is not only a bad influence but also a master of disguise. One moment you’re chatting with your friendly neighborhood professor, and the next, he’s channeling his inner demon and trying to take you out! In a particularly heart-wrenching moment, Hobbes is forced to kill the professor, who was just a pawn in Azazel’s wicked game. It’s like finding out your favorite childhood toy was actually a spy—devastating!

As the movie marches on, Hobbes must protect the innocent (and himself, of course) from this malevolent spirit that seems to have a penchant for public transport and the occasional game of musical chairs. It’s a race against time as he realizes that Azazel can be anywhere, lurking in the shadows or even in the arms of a friendly passerby. Talk about trust issues!

By the end of this wild ride, Hobbes is left grappling with the harsh reality that no matter how many people he tries to save, Azazel is always one step ahead, like a really unfunny game of tag. The film closes on a note that leaves viewers pondering the nature of evil and the power of touch, all while humming that annoyingly catchy tune. Who knew a demon could have such a flair for music?

In conclusion, “Fallen” serves up a hearty portion of supernatural horror mixed with existential dread, all wrapped in a soundtrack that you’ll wish you could unhear. So here’s to Denzel, the man who fought an angel gone rogue, and to the catchy melody that will haunt you long after the credits roll. Cheers!