Longlegs: A Twisted Tangle of Crime and Occultism
Picture this: a world where FBI agent Lee Harker is on the case of a serial killer with a penchant for the macabre, and suddenly, it spirals into a bizarre blend of crime and occultism that feels like a fever dream after a late-night pizza binge. This film takes us on a wild ride, where the only thing more tangled than the plot is the killer’s web of bizarre rituals and, quite frankly, poor life choices.
Our heroine, Lee Harker, played with a fierce determination that suggests she’s had one too many cups of coffee, dives headfirst into this dark underbelly of society. As she investigates the string of grisly murders, you can almost hear the ominous soundtrack whispering, “Things are about to get weird.” Spoiler alert: they do! Each murder scene is more grotesque than the last, as if the killer is trying to win an award for “Most Creative Use of a Body.”
But wait! Just when you think it’s all about the gruesome killings, the plot takes a sharp left turn into the realm of the occult. Harker discovers that the killer isn’t just your run-of-the-mill psychopath; he’s also a wannabe magician whose tricks involve a lot more than just card shuffling. Think less “abracadabra” and more “sacrifice to ancient deities.” Who knew that being a serial killer came with a side hustle in dark arts?
As the investigation unfolds, Harker realizes that she has a personal connection to the killer. Cue the dramatic music! It turns out that the killer is not only a master of disguise but also has some deep-seated issues that link back to Harker’s own past. It’s like a family reunion, but instead of awkward small talk, there’s a lot of blood and a few incantations. Just your average Saturday night, right?
With each twist, the film ramps up the surreal humor. Harker’s interactions with her quirky colleagues are a highlight, as they try to keep a straight face while discussing murder methods that sound like rejected ideas from a horror comedy. There’s even a moment where they debate the merits of various occult symbols, with one agent insisting that the pentagram is “so last season.”
As the climax approaches, Harker finds herself in a showdown that feels ripped straight from a bizarre comic book. The killer, now fully embracing his role as a dark sorcerer, pulls out all the stops. Picture a dramatic confrontation that involves chanting, a poorly executed magic trick, and a lot of confused looks from Harker as she tries to figure out if she’s in a horror flick or a surreal comedy.
In the end, Harker manages to confront the killer in a showdown that’s equal parts thrilling and absurd. There’s a moment where she questions her own life choices, and you can’t help but think, “Girl, same.” The film wraps up with a resolution that leaves you pondering the thin line between sanity and madness, and whether or not you should start taking up knitting instead of watching true crime documentaries.
So, if you’re looking for a movie that combines the thrills of a crime drama with the absurdity of a surreal comedy, Longlegs is your ticket to a wild ride. Just remember to keep your wits about you and maybe have a good therapist on speed dial. Trust me, you’ll need it.