Red Notice: A Spoiler-Filled Recap
Scene 1: The Heist
Protagonist, John Hartley (Dwayne Johnson), an FBI profiler, is in a museum admiring a priceless artifact when suddenly, the notorious art thief, Nolan Booth (Ryan Reynolds), swoops in. It’s like a bad rom-com, but with more heists and less chemistry.
John: “You’re not going to believe this, but I’m here to catch you!”
Nolan: “And I’m here to steal this egg. But let’s make it quick; I have a brunch reservation!”
As chaos ensues, John ends up being framed for the theft. Cue the dramatic music and the obligatory betrayal!
Scene 2: The Chase Begins
Fast forward to INTERPOL issuing a Red Notice, which sounds ominous but is basically an international ‘Wanted’ poster. And who gets tangled in this mess? Our charmingly roguish art thief, Nolan, who is now John’s reluctant partner in crime.
John: “Why do I have to work with you? You’re the worst!”
Nolan: “And yet, here we are. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more art and fewer donuts.”
Scene 3: The Mastermind
Enter the real villain, Sarah Black (Gal Gadot), an enigmatic and savvy art thief who always seems to be one step ahead. She’s like the female version of James Bond, but with a penchant for stealing ancient artifacts instead of saving the world.
Sarah: “You think you can outsmart me? I’m literally the best at this!”
Nolan: “And I’m just here for the Instagram likes!”
Scene 4: The Twist
As the trio bounces around the globe, stealing and double-crossing each other, it becomes clear that nobody can be trusted. Just when you think you’ve figured it all out, the plot twists like a pretzel at a fair.
John: “Wait, you were working with her the whole time?”
Nolan: “Of course! It’s called teamwork. Also, I needed a new outfit.”
Scene 5: The Grand Finale
In a climactic showdown, alliances shift faster than a London bus. The final heist takes place at the Louvre, because where else would you steal an ancient artifact? Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of running and a surprisingly helpful security guard.
Sarah: “You’ll never catch me!”
John: “That’s what you think, but I’ve got a plan!”
Scene 6: The Resolution
After a series of betrayals, double-crosses, and a nail-biting escape, the film concludes with John and Nolan becoming unlikely friends, because nothing says ‘bromance’ like a shared love for art and theft.
Nolan: “So, are we partners now?”
John: “Only if you promise not to steal my lunch!”
In the end, “Red Notice” leaves us with a blend of action, comedy, and a hint of romance, reminding us that in the world of international crime, trust is overrated, but a good sense of humor is priceless.