Descendants 3: The One Where Everyone’s a Villain (Again)
Mal: So, guys, this time we’re heading back to the Isle of the Lost to invite some new recruits to join us in Auradon!
Evie: Great idea, Mal! I can’t wait to meet the next generation of villain kids. Maybe they’ll have even better fashion sense than us!
Carlos: I just hope they don’t have my fear of dogs. It’s a real bummer when you’re trying to be a hero.
Jay: And by “better fashion sense,” you mean “more black leather and spikes,” right?
As the gang sets sail for the Isle, everything seems peachy until—surprise!—the magical barrier protecting the island goes kaboom! (Thanks a lot, Hades!)
Mal: Uh-oh. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Evie: Why does everything always have to go wrong when we’re trying to do something nice?
Enter the new villain kids: Uma, Harry, and Gil, who are still salty about the previous films. They’re not exactly ready to roll out the welcome mat for our heroes.
Uma: So, you think you can just waltz back here and recruit us? Newsflash: we’re not interested in your royal ball!
Jay: But we brought snacks!
Unfortunately, amidst the drama, Mal becomes a bit of a diva. She’s got some serious identity crisis vibes going on, and it leads her to make some questionable decisions—like deciding to become more like her mom, Maleficent. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t go well.
Mal: I just wanted to unleash a little chaos, you know? It’s in my blood!
Meanwhile, Carlos and Evie are busy trying to hold everything together, which is like trying to keep a house of cards standing in a hurricane. And let’s not forget about Ben, who’s trying to be the voice of reason while also managing the whole “I’m dating a potential villain” situation.
Ben: Can we just focus on saving the Isle before it gets destroyed? And maybe on not letting Mal turn into a dragon?
As the chaos escalates, the gang must confront their past, deal with their inner demons (literally, in Mal’s case), and ultimately band together to save the day. Because what’s a Disney movie without a big, climactic musical number, right?
Evie: Let’s do this! For the Isle! For Auradon! And for the amazing outfits we’ll wear while doing it!
In the end, after some epic battles, heartfelt moments, and a whole lot of singing, our heroes save the Isle, and Mal realizes she doesn’t need to be her mother to be powerful. But let’s be real, she still looks fabulous doing it!
Uma: You know what? We might just join you guys after all. Your fashion sense is contagious!
And that, my friends, is how “Descendants 3” wraps up with a whole lot of drama, a sprinkle of redemption, and a reminder that even villain kids can find their place in the world—preferably with a killer outfit to boot!