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All of Us Are Dead: A Modern Shakespearean Spoiler Review
Act I: The Setting
Dr. Campbell Price: “In yon high school, where knowledge was once sought,
now lies a realm of horror, where the undead roam and the pupils are caught!”
Act II: The Awakening
Student 1: “What foul stench is this? The science lab hath become a den of
terror!”
Student 2: “Nay, it is but a virus unleashed, turning friends into flesh-hungry fiends!”
Act III: The Chaos Unleashed
Dr. Price: “Alas, the halls of learning now echo with screams,
as the undead feast upon the dreams!”
Student 3: “Fear not, for we shall barricade ourselves, and plot
against these creatures of despair!”
Act IV: The Betrayal
Student 4: “But lo! Amongst us is a traitor, one who seeks to
join the ranks of the undead!”
Dr. Price: “Thus, the bonds of friendship are tested, as trust
doth wither in the face of death!”
Act V: The Last Stand
Student 1: “With courage, we shall fight, for the dawn must break
upon this endless night!”
Student 2: “But what of those we’ve lost? Shall their sacrifice be in vain?”
Act VI: The Final Curtain
Dr. Price: “As the smoke clears, and the dawn doth rise,
we learn that survival oft comes with a heavy price.”
Student 3: “For in this tale of woe and dread,
we discover: all of us are dead… or so it seems,
for the cycle of horror doth continue in our dreams!”
Conclusion:
Dr. Price: “Thus, dear audience, heed this warning well:
in the halls of education, monsters may dwell.
And should you ever find yourself in a school rife with dread,
remember this tale, for all of us are dead… or quite possibly, undead!”
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