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A Hilarious Spoiler-Filled Recap of “Annabelle Comes Home”

Act I: The Setup

Ed: Fair wife, what dost thou think of this cursed doll?

Lorraine: ‘Tis but a trinket, dear Ed, yet it harbors darkness!

Ed: Aye, we shall secure it in our sacred artifact room, lest it wreak havoc upon the land!

Lorraine: Let us bless it with holy water! For what folly would it be to leave it unchecked?

Act II: The Unraveling

Judy: What a bore it is to stay home whilst Mother and Father battle demons!

Friend 1: Fear not, for we shall have a night of mirth and merriment!

Friend 2: And what of that cursed doll? Shall we not dare to speak its name?

Judy: Oh, come now! What harm can a mere doll do?

Annabelle: (whispers from the glass) Just wait until night falls, my little mortals…

Act III: The Chaos Unleashed

Lorraine: Hark! I sense a disturbance!

Ed: Indeed! The spirits trapped in the room are stirring!

Annabelle: (laughs maniacally) Time for some fun!

Friend 1: What sorcery is this? The lights flicker!

Friend 2: I think I prefer the haunted house rides at the fair!

Annabelle: (to Judy) You look like a tasty morsel!

Judy: (screams) Run for your lives!

Act IV: The Final Confrontation

Ed: We must return, my love! Our daughter is in peril!

Lorraine: Quickly! To the artifact room!

Annabelle: (mockingly) Oh, how sweet! A family reunion!

Judy: You shall not have me, foul doll!

Ed: (throws holy water) Back, you fiend!

Lorraine: We banish thee to the depths of hell!

Act V: The Aftermath

Judy: Is it over?

Ed: For now, dear child, but beware!

Lorraine: Annabelle sleeps, but she is never truly gone.

Annabelle: (from the shadows) You’ll see me again…

The End?

Chorus: Thus concludes our tale of terror. Beware the dolls that smile, for they may harbor secrets that would make even the bravest tremble!

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