Birder: A Feathered Fiasco
Kristian: So, I just finished watching Birder, and I can’t even…
Lucy: Oh dear, is it as weird as it sounds? I mean, a birdwatcher at a nude campground? What could possibly go wrong?
Kristian: You’d be surprised! First off, our protagonist, a birdwatcher named Kristian Brooks, isn’t just interested in birds; he’s got a bit of a dark side. And by dark side, I mean he literally has a fetish for watching people in their natural habitat—if you catch my drift.
Lucy: So, he’s not just a casual observer? This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Kristian: Exactly! He stumbles upon this nude campground in New Hampshire, which is like a birdwatcher’s paradise, only with more skin and less feathers. And instead of just enjoying the view, he starts to ensnare the locals with his creepy charm. It’s like he’s auditioning for a role in a horror film while everyone else thinks they’re just having a good time.
Lucy: That’s certainly a twist! How do the locals react to his… unique approach?
Kristian: Well, at first, they’re all for it—who wouldn’t want a quirky birdwatcher hanging around? But as Kristian’s obsession grows, so does the tension. He starts using his birdwatching gear to spy on them in ways that would make Alfred Hitchcock raise an eyebrow. It’s all fun and games until someone realizes they’re not just being watched for their bird-like qualities.
Lucy: Sounds like he’s crossing some serious lines!
Kristian: Oh, he’s crossing lines like a kid on a sugar high! Consent becomes a major theme, and it’s not just about who’s comfortable with what. The locals start feeling violated, and the camp turns into a battleground of awkward encounters and accusations. It’s like a twisted version of “Survivor,” where the only challenge is keeping your clothes on and your dignity intact.
Lucy: Yikes! So does it end well for him?
Kristian: Let’s just say that by the end, Kristian finds himself in a bit of a tight spot—literally. As the locals band together to confront him, he’s left with a choice: flee into the woods or face the wrath of a community that’s tired of being his personal zoo. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t escape unscathed. The film closes with a haunting shot of him, not with birds, but with the realization that he’s become the prey.
Lucy: Wow, that escalated quickly! Is there any redeeming quality to this film?
Kristian: It’s darkly funny, in a twisted sort of way. The cinematography is beautiful, capturing the lush nature of New Hampshire—though most of the time, you’re too busy cringing at Kristian’s antics to appreciate it. It’s a wild ride that leaves you questioning the ethics of voyeurism while simultaneously laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Lucy: So, would you recommend it?
Kristian: If you’re into dark comedies that challenge social norms and make you rethink your own hobbies, then absolutely! Just be prepared for some serious awkwardness and a whole lot of “did that just happen?” moments.