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Grown Ups 2: A Comedy of Errors and Eccentricities
Act I: The Return of the Prodigal Friends
Lenny Feder: “What ho, my merry band of misfits! We return to our roots, to the land of yore, where the sun shines brighter and the bullies loom larger!”
Eric Lamonsoff: “Aye, Lenny! But what of the specters of our past? The bullies that once did torment us, shall they not rise again?”
Marcus Higgins: “Fear not, dear friends! For we are now men of stature, with families and responsibilities, armed with the wisdom of age!”
Act II: The Revelry of Youth
Deanne: “But hark! The folly of youth doth call to us. Let us indulge in the revelries of our youth, lest we forget the joys of childish antics!”
Robbie: “Verily! Let us host a grand celebration, a festivity to rival the gods themselves!”
All: “To the lake! To the laughter! To the shenanigans that shall ensue!”
Act III: The Trials of the Past
Lenny: “Alas! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the visage of the bully, the tyrant of our school days!”
Eric: “Nay, let us not cower! We shall confront our fears with the courage of our convictions!”
Marcus: “But what if he hath gained the strength of a thousand men? Shall we not flee?”
Act IV: The Battle of the Ages
Deanne: “Nay, let us unite! With cunning and jest, we shall overthrow the oppressor!”
Robbie: “Aye! For in unity there is strength, and in laughter, victory!”
All: “To arms! To hilarity! To a showdown most ridiculous!”
Act V: The Resolution
Lenny: “In the end, dear friends, we find that the true victory lies not in the defeat of our foes, but in the bonds we share!”
Eric: “And in the laughter that echoes through the ages, reminding us that we are but grown children at heart!”
Marcus: “So let us embrace our inner fools, for the world is but a stage, and we are the jesters!”
Finale: A Toast to Friendship
All: “To friendship! To laughter! To the glorious chaos that is life!”
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