Orphan: A Twisted Tale of Adoption Gone Wrong
Kate: So, John, we’ve finally adopted a child! Isn’t it exciting?
John: Absolutely! But I can’t shake the feeling that this little girl, Esther, is hiding something.
Kate: Oh, come on! She’s just a sweet little girl who loves art. What could possibly go wrong?
John: Well, for starters, she’s a bit too good at drawing creepy pictures for a child her age. And did you see how she interacts with our kids?
Kate: You’re being paranoid! Besides, after the tragic loss we faced, we need to focus on the positive.
John: Right, right… but I still can’t help but notice she has a habit of lurking in the shadows like a mini vampire.
Kate: Oh, that’s just her quirky personality!
John: Quirky? More like a potential serial killer in the making.
Kate: You’re being dramatic!
John: I’m just saying, when a child has a penchant for wearing Victorian dresses and calling people by their full names, it raises a few eyebrows.
Kate: Okay, but she’s adjusting!
John: Adjusting? Last week, she tried to push me off a cliff during a family hike!
Kate: (sips wine) Well, I may have been drinking a bit, but I think that was just a misunderstanding.
John: Misunderstanding? She’s clearly trying to take over the family.
Kate: You’re just upset because she called you “father” in that creepy voice.
John: And don’t forget the time she locked our son in the attic!
Kate: Okay, that’s a little concerning…
John: Just a *little*? I think we need to find out more about her past.
Kate: Alright, let’s do some digging.
John: (grabs a bottle of wine) I’m going to need this.
Kate: (sighs) Fine, but remember, we’re doing this for the kids!
John: (sarcastically) Because what’s more important than saving our family from a potential child psychopath?
Kate: So, turns out Esther is actually a 33-year-old woman named Leena who has a rare condition that makes her look like a child.
John: (chokes on wine) Wait, what?
Kate: Yeah, she’s been living with a history of manipulation and violence.
John: And here I thought we were just raising a quirky kid!
Kate: (rolling her eyes) So now what?
John: We confront her. Maybe she’ll go all “I’m not a monster! I just want a family!”
Kate: Or she’ll try to kill us.
John: (grinning) Well, at least it’ll be a story for the grandkids.
Kate: (laughs) Only if we survive this!
John: (muttering) I should have just gotten a puppy.
Kate: (smirking) And look where that got us.
John: (sighs) Well, cheers to our new life with Leena.
Kate: (raising her glass) To family! Or whatever this is.