CHORUS: Gather ye, dear audience, for a tale most wild,

Of villains and chaos, a motley crew compiled.

By the hand of a witch, Amanda Waller, so sly,

To save the world, she doth summon those who die.

WALLER: (with a glint in her eye)

Hearken, miscreants! To battle we shall go,

For the world is in peril, and chaos doth flow.

But mark my words, should you fail, it’s your neck!

For I choose thee, not for your skill, but your wreck!

HARLEY QUINN: (twirling her bat)

Oh, what fun! A chance to play hero,

With a side of insanity, I’ll steal the show,

But I must ask, can we break the rules?

Or shall we dance to the tune of these fools?

DEADSHOT: (with a smirk)

Aye, lass, we’re but pawns in this game of fate,

Yet I’ll aim true, for my daughter awaits.

But let’s not forget the Joker’s cruel game,

For love and madness are both to blame.

JOKER: (cackling)

Oh, sweet Harley, my chaotic queen,

I’ll be the spark, igniting the scene!

For what is life without a little strife?

Let’s dance in the flames, for chaos is rife!

CHORUS: And lo, the squad sets forth, with danger in tow,

To face Enchantress, whose powers doth grow.

With her brother, a monstrous being of dread,

They’ll unleash the darkness, if not quickly fled.

KILLER CROC: (grumbling)

What’s this? A monster? I’m feeling quite peckish,

But fear not, dear friends, I’m rather ferocious.

We’ll fight tooth and claw, for freedom we crave,

Or end up as fodder, in this watery grave.

WALLER: (in a commanding tone)

Now heed my command, this is no time for jest,

For the fate of our world rests upon your quest!

But should you falter, should you stray from your path,

I’ll send you back to your cells, feel my wrath!

EL DIABLO: (with a heavy heart)

In flames I once thrived, but now I am torn,

Shall I embrace my power, or forever be scorned?

To save or to destroy, the choice be my own,

But this squad is my family, I shall not be alone.

CHORUS: Thus, they battled hard, against magic and might,

With humor and heart, they fought through the night.

In the end, they prevailed, with a bond forged in fire,

But not without losses, which none could admire.

HARLEY QUINN: (with a wink)

So here we stand, a squad full of flaws,

But together, we rise, despite all our cause!

For what’s a villain, if not a hero at heart?

In this mad, mad world, we each play our part!

CHORUS: So ends our tale, of a squad misbegotten,

In laughter and chaos, their fate now is woven.

Remember, dear audience, in darkness and light,

Even the most wicked can choose to unite!