The Devil Comes at Night: A Hilarious Recap
Ben: So, I just watched this movie called The Devil Comes at Night. It’s about a washed-up boxer named Ben who thinks he can just waltz into his late father’s house and snag his inheritance. Sounds simple enough, right?
Friend: Oh, please tell me it’s not that easy!
Ben: Oh, you bet it’s not! Turns out, the only thing waiting for him is a family reunion with a side of cannibalistic cultists. I mean, who doesn’t love a good family gathering that involves a side of human stew?
Friend: Wait, what? Cannibals? Are they at least friendly?
Ben: Friendly? More like they’re on a first-name basis with the local butcher! So, Ben arrives at the house, and you’d think he’d find some dusty old furniture and maybe a ghost or two. But no, he stumbles into a nightmare where the only thing more grotesque than his boxing career is the cult that’s been hunting his family for generations.
Friend: Generations? Sounds like a family curse!
Ben: Exactly! It’s like they have a subscription to “How to Be a Cannibal 101.” So, Ben starts snooping around, thinking he’s going to find some treasure, but instead, he finds creepy symbols, a very hungry cult, and a lot of awkward family history. Spoiler alert: it’s not the kind of family tree you want to be part of!
Friend: So, does he fight them off with his boxing skills?
Ben: You’d think! But the only punches thrown are at the plot. Ben tries to be tough, but let’s be real, he’s more of a punching bag at this point. The cult members are like, “Hey Ben, remember us? We’re here for dinner!” And I don’t mean a nice home-cooked meal; they’re looking for a main course!
Friend: How does it all end? Does he escape?
Ben: Oh, buddy, it’s a wild ride! There’s betrayal, a few “surprise” deaths, and Ben learns that sometimes the real inheritance is the friends you make along the way—oh wait, no, it’s actually the cannibalistic cult that wants to make him into a gourmet dish!
Friend: So, he doesn’t get the money?
Ben: Nope! He learns that in the end, it’s not about the money. It’s about survival. And let’s just say, he doesn’t exactly make it to the bank. The movie wraps up with a twist that’s more twisted than a pretzel at a carnival. You’ll be left questioning your dinner choices for days!
Friend: Sounds like a real feast for the eyes!
Ben: More like a buffet of bad decisions! If you’re in the mood for some dark humor and want to see a boxer who can’t catch a break, this is your movie. Just don’t watch it on an empty stomach!