Spoiler Machine’s Hilarious Recap of “To Be Twenty”
Lia: So, Tina, you remember when we thought hitchhiking to Rome would be the ultimate adventure? Like, free love and no responsibilities? What a dream!
Tina: Oh, absolutely! We were just two young, beautiful girls ready to conquer the world. But instead, we ended up… well, let’s just say the world conquered us! Spoiler alert: Rome was not ready for us!
Lia: Right? We thought we’d find Nazariota’s commune, where we could relax, party, and have all the sex we wanted. Sounds perfect, right? But honey, we were in for a plot twist sharper than a broken heel!
Tina: That’s putting it lightly! I mean, did we really think we could just wave down a car and ride off into the sunset? Our first ride was with a guy who looked like he’d just escaped from a horror movie!
Lia: And that was just the beginning! After getting dropped off at a gas station that smelled like old pizza and regret, we quickly learned that our charming looks only got us so far. Next thing we know, we’re mixed up with some shady characters!
Tina: I mean, who knew that hitchhiking could lead to a crash course in survival? We went from hopeful travelers to reluctant participants in the world’s oldest profession. Spoiler: it’s not as glamorous as it sounds!
Lia: And don’t get me started on the police! We thought we were just having a little fun, but apparently, the cops in Italy don’t appreciate a couple of girls trying to make a living on their own terms!
Tina: Right? They’re like the party poopers of Rome! And then there’s that aggressive gang that popped up. Talk about a not-so-friendly welcome committee! They were like, “Welcome to our turf, ladies! Your money or your life!”
Lia: It was like a bad reality show, and we were the stars! One minute we’re dreaming of freedom, and the next, we’re hiding from a gang in an alley that smelled like a mix of desperation and expired gelato!
Tina: And then there’s that moment when we realized—surprise!—we’re not just young and beautiful; we’re also young, beautiful, and in way over our heads! But hey, we did get some great selfies out of it!
Lia: At least we can say we lived, right? Even if it was more like surviving a horror film than the romantic getaway we imagined. So, would I recommend “To Be Twenty”? Absolutely! But only if you enjoy a good dose of chaos with your coming-of-age story!
Tina: You got that right! Who knew our twenties would be such a wild ride? Next time, though, let’s just take a bus. Or maybe stay home and binge-watch some travel shows instead!