Totally Killer: A Hilarious Time-Travel Slasher Spoof
Critic: So, let’s dive into “Totally Killer.” You know, the film that asks the burning question: what if you could travel back in time to stop a serial killer and also get a killer 80s makeover?
Reader: I’ve heard it’s a wild ride! What happens?
Critic: Buckle up! The film kicks off in 2023, where we meet Jamie, a 17-year-old who’s just trying to survive high school and her overbearing mom. But wait! The infamous “16-knife killer” is back, and Jamie finds herself at the center of his murderous comeback. Talk about a family reunion gone wrong!
Reader: A killer? Sounds intense!
Critic: Oh, it gets better! In a hilariously unfortunate twist, Jamie accidentally travels back to 1987—yes, the era of bad fashion and worse hair. She lands smack in the middle of a teenage party that looks like it was sponsored by neon colors and questionable dance moves. And guess what? She’s got to stop the killer before he strikes!
Reader: How does she plan to do that?
Critic: With style, of course! Jamie, now sporting a wardrobe that screams “I’m definitely not from the future,” teams up with her teenage mom—who has no idea she’s actually her daughter from the future. Cue the awkward moments! Jamie has to navigate the social hierarchy of high school in the 80s while trying to keep her identity a secret. Talk about family drama!
Reader: So, does she succeed?
Critic: Spoiler alert: it’s not as easy as it sounds. Jamie’s attempts to thwart the killer are both hilarious and cringe-worthy. She tries to warn the high schoolers, but they’re too busy with their 80s antics—like breakdancing and debating the best hair gel. You can practically hear the “I told you so” from the future!
Reader: I bet the killer has some ridiculous moments too!
Critic: Oh, absolutely! The killer is as menacing as a cat in a Halloween costume. He’s got his own quirks, like a penchant for dramatic entrances and a truly bizarre obsession with knives. It’s almost like he’s auditioning for a role in a cooking show gone wrong!
Reader: What’s the climax like?
Critic: The climax is a delightful mess! Jamie finally confronts the killer in a showdown that’s part horror, part comedy, and all 80s cheese. Picture a dance-off mixed with a knife fight; it’s the kind of chaos you didn’t know you needed in your life. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Jamie’s mom shows up, and let’s just say, the family reunion takes a wild turn!
Reader: So, does she save the day?
Critic: You bet! With a blend of cleverness, a dash of luck, and some very questionable dance moves, Jamie manages to outsmart the killer. The resolution is both satisfying and absolutely ridiculous, leaving you wondering how you ever doubted the power of a good time travel romp!
Reader: Sounds like a blast! Any final thoughts?
Critic: “Totally Killer” is a hilarious homage to slasher films and the 80s, filled with witty one-liners and absurd situations. It’s a delightful mix of nostalgia and horror that proves time travel can be both thrilling and completely nonsensical. So grab your neon shades and prepare for a wild ride through time—just don’t forget your sense of humor!