Spoiler Machine’s Hilarious Recap of What We Do in the Shadows
Seja bem-vindo à casa de O Grande Vampiro, onde a vida eterna é um tédio e a decoração é um pesadelo! In this mockumentary that’s more entertaining than a night out with a garlic enthusiast, we dive into the lives of four charmingly dysfunctional vampires sharing a home in suburban New Zealand. Picture this: a group of filmmakers armed with cameras, ready to capture the *intimacy* of four ancient, blood-sucking roommates who struggle with the modern world, which, let’s face it, is harder than finding a decent blood bank on a Saturday night.
Our leading nocturnal misfits include Nandor, the overdramatic one who thinks he’s still in the 15th century; Laszlo, the suave but terribly lazy vampire who believes the vacuum cleaner is a demon; Nadja, the fierce and fabulous one with a penchant for turning people into rats (because why not?); and Colin Robinson, the energy vampire who feeds off boredom—like a dull lecture but with more existential dread.
As the cameras roll, we get a glimpse into their daily struggles. Who knew vampires could be so relatable? They bicker over mundane household chores like who should wash the dishes (hint: it’s always the one who’s too busy plotting world domination) and how to avoid getting blood on the new couch (pro tip: use a tarp). It’s like a reality show but with more capes and less drama—unless you count Laszlo’s ongoing feud with a local werewolf pack. Spoiler alert: it ends in a hilarious brawl that looks like a dog park gone wrong!
Oh, and let’s not forget the sheer joy of Nandor trying to adapt to modern dating. Picture him swiping left on Tinder while dressed like he just strolled out of a Renaissance fair. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, especially when he accidentally matches with a human who, shocker, isn’t interested in eternal life but rather in brunch. The horror!
As the plot thickens (like a good blood pudding), we’re introduced to the concept of “familiar,” which is basically a vampire’s unpaid intern. Enter Guillermo, Nandor’s long-suffering assistant who dreams of becoming a vampire himself. Spoiler: he’s also a descendant of vampire hunters, which makes for some awkward family dinners. Imagine bringing home a date only to have your vampire roommate try to seduce them with his *charms*. Talk about a relationship killer!
In a series of comedic misadventures, our vampire gang attempts to throw a house party to fit in with the local nightlife, only to realize they’ve invited a bunch of humans who are way more interested in TikTok dances than ancient curses. The best part? A human DJ who accidentally plays “I Will Survive,” which sends Nandor into an existential crisis about his life choices. Spoiler: he survives, but not without a cringe-worthy dance-off that will haunt your dreams.
As the season progresses, we witness Guillermo’s struggle with his identity and his loyalty to the vampires, culminating in a hilarious but heartfelt moment where he realizes that maybe being a vampire isn’t all it’s cracked up to be—especially when you can’t enjoy a good burrito anymore (because, you know, blood).
Finally, we reach a climactic showdown with the vampire council, where secrets are revealed, and Laszlo’s true talent for transforming into a bat shines—literally! He flops around like a confused bat on a sugar high, and it’s both tragic and hysterical. In the end, the vampires learn that love, friendship, and a good Netflix subscription are what truly matter (and that maybe garlic bread isn’t the enemy after all). Who knew eternal life could come with so many laughs?
So, if you’re looking for a film that combines supernatural shenanigans with relatable roommate drama, What We Do in the Shadows is your ticket to a night of laughter and absurdity. Just remember to avoid the garlic bread!