Spoiler Machine Reviews: Wrath of Man
Harry: So, let’s talk about “Wrath of Man.” It’s like if John Wick decided to swap out his dog for a money truck and his revenge plot for a corporate job.
Friend: Right? So, what’s the deal with H? Is he just a guy who really loves armored cars?
Harry: Oh, he’s much more than that! H, played by Jason Statham, is a man of mystery, which is code for “he has a past that involves a lot of bullets.” He starts working for this cash truck company, Fortico, and it’s clear he’s not just there for the 401k plan.
Friend: I mean, who doesn’t want to drive around LA with a truck full of cash? But then he shows off his insane combat skills during a heist, right?
Harry: Exactly! He’s like a Swiss Army knife wrapped in a leather jacket. He single-handedly takes down these robbers like he’s playing a video game on easy mode. And the rest of the crew is just standing there like, “Who is this guy?”
Friend: So, it’s not just a regular heist film?
Harry: Not at all! Turns out, H has a personal vendetta because his son got killed in a robbery gone wrong—classic motivation, right? But instead of just sulking, he decides to go all Liam Neeson on them.
Friend: So, he’s out for revenge while working for the company? That’s like working at a bakery and secretly plotting to steal all the cupcakes.
Harry: Exactly! He’s basically baking a revenge cake while trying to look like a good employee. And as the plot thickens, we meet his coworkers, who are just as confused as we are. They’re like, “Why is H so good at fighting?” Spoiler alert: he’s not just a cash truck driver; he’s a former special ops guy. Surprise!
Friend: And the bad guys? They can’t be that smart, right?
Harry: You’d think, but they’re just as clueless! They keep underestimating H. At one point, they think they can take him down, and it’s like watching a toddler try to wrestle a bear. It doesn’t end well for them.
Friend: So, does H get his revenge by the end?
Harry: Oh, you bet! He goes full-on action hero, taking out the bad guys one by one in a series of brutal confrontations. It’s like a buffet of violence, and he’s the only one eating. By the end, he’s got a body count that would make even the Terminator blush.
Friend: And what about the twist? There’s always a twist!
Harry: Ah, the twist! You find out that the crew behind the heist that killed his son is actually connected to his own life, and it’s all intertwined like spaghetti at a family dinner. H’s real name? Well, let’s just say he’s not just there for the paycheck!
Friend: So, it’s a revenge story with a side of corporate espionage?
Harry: You nailed it! It’s like if “Ocean’s Eleven” had a darker, grittier cousin who just got out of prison. In the end, H walks away with a sense of closure, a pile of bodies, and probably a nice retirement plan.
Friend: Sounds intense! I guess I should prepare myself for the ride?
Harry: Absolutely! Just remember: don’t mess with H. He’s got more than just cash to throw around—he’s got wrath, and it’s a buffet of vengeance!